forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
